what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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