ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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