I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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