Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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