so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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