I think my vagina is haunted
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
