Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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