How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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