Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Randomize
