Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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