OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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