All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She said her name was "party"
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My life is pants optional.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize