Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out