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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..

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• (661): View more from California

  The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

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• (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"

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  I will.

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