I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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