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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

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Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

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...are you coming on to me?

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(901): I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me. (601): Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly (901): ...are you coming on to me? http://tfl.nu/90vx

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(608): I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay. http://tfl.nu/ttff

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup

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(203): we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup http://tfl.nu/4fq2

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(404): View more from Georgia

Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.

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(404): Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/rur7

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(970): View more from Colorado

just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive

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(970): just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive http://tfl.nu/n5td

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(405): I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth http://tfl.nu/n9x2

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(815): View more from Illinois

i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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(815): i don't really know how much tequila is too much http://tfl.nu/p5o7

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(315): View more from New York

That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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(315): That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm" http://tfl.nu/evrk

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(406): I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage http://tfl.nu/3msa

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.

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(970): Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line. http://tfl.nu/60ef

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(916): View more from California

Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".

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(916): Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles". http://tfl.nu/t7tu

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(303): View more from Colorado

Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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(303): Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent. http://tfl.nu/patp

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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.

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(608): I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation. http://tfl.nu/elh6

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus

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you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.

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(306): I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus (1-306): you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now. http://tfl.nu/txg4

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.

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(973): I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on. http://tfl.nu/vh5i

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