Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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