i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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