Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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