So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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