yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Michael Bay diarrhea
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize