I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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