So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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