Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think a kid would responsible me up
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
and you fell through a lawn chair
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
