Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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