tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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