Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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