Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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