I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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