My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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