I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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