hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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