Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
