Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Randomize