there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's just like the Real World with babies
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
