Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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