My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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