we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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