waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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