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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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