talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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