if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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