i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
do nipples grow back?
His nipple licking is glorious
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