Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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