thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
