dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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