worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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