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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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