what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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