Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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