You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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