Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
