did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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