That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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