I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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