I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
