I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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