You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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