there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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