He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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