just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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